So… Thursday I was supposed to do a post on Holiday Party Looks in collaboration with my friends from the blogsphere. You can see their posts at: Stash Matters, Curly Spring Blossom, and Sharon Beauty Prime. I kinda forgot and did a post on 25 Blogmas Ideas instead. Bad Kaily.
So today I thought I’d kinda-sorta make up for it by telling you what you should NOT wear for Christmas. Cause, you know, I’m the authority on all things fashion. And I’m such a classy dresser.
In case you can’t detect my sarcasm over the internet, I’m not wearing pants and I’m wearing a maternity shirt (my son is 2, mind you).
Don’t wear anything slutty. Unless you’re a stripper, in which case you should totally work it cause layaway ain’t gonna pay itself!
No tulle, because you aren’t 8.
Don’t wear your kids’ clothes, because duh.
Repeat after me: “Trees are plants, not hats.”
This suit is like a Pug. It’s so ugly that it’s actually kind of cute. Kind of.
I’m a “Bel-ieber” that this sweater is too small…
But in all seriousness, you should wear whatever you want this Christmas. If it makes you feel festive, beautiful and/or comfortable then you do you! But remember, no-body like pantie-lines so no matter what you wear just make sure you don’t forget your G-string!